3. on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
4. You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Babe, you cannot send me this kind of question at 3am and expect me to digest it properly. Regardless of how much I ask these questions in my own head as I try to sleep at night, I don't really have a good answer. This is the kind of thing we need to bring to therapy.
i should have known that! we should know things about each other! all the things... like. keeping up with the kardashians levels of tmi! I wanna know the stuff. about you. and i dont and thats whats wrong with us
......................WHAT? HEALTHY? are you sure he didn't say stealthy or ... melthy i mean. i guess. ur like the nicest guy ive ever dated. and the longest ive ever dated anyone? so.
TFLN
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2a.ooooooooooooo i'm drink
3. on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
4. You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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wait
ok good
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ok we're being srs sorry
Babe, you cannot send me this kind of question at 3am and expect me to digest it properly. Regardless of how much I ask these questions in my own head as I try to sleep at night, I don't really have a good answer. This is the kind of thing we need to bring to therapy.
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used 2 b weekly
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wow i do not pay attention to half the stuff you say. maybe thats whats wrong with me
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thats bc i never told u until now
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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baeb
babe
how could you NOt tell me a thing like this
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it was working! whats the problem!
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u sound like my therapist
"communication is important" "u need 2 talk 2 ppl more"
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it was just a part of my life from before
i didnt think it was important
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idk
bothered?
or guilty for not even knowing?!
IDK!
we're fucked up but we should be fucked up together
of course its important you flying ball of dicks!
you're important to me. so obvi.
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dont be guilty i shouldve said something
fuck this is a mess & now there are ~*feelings*~ involved
he likes u
from what ive told at least
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who? the therapist?! HE LIKES ME? you TALK ABOUT ME? omg
what does he say
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of c i talk about you!
he thinks ur a good fit. idk. healthy for me. smth like that.
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......................WHAT? HEALTHY? are you sure he didn't say stealthy or ... melthy
i mean. i guess. ur like the nicest guy ive ever dated. and the longest ive ever dated anyone? so.
ugh.
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yeah! i was surprised too! idk he said something about consistency & reciprocation & a lot of other things
i pay him enough that i should trust his opinion
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did she not...
did your ex not consistently reciprocate things
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christ
what a complicated subject
lets go w no
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im gonna kick her ass babe
im gonna reciprocate my fist into her face
IM GONNA HEALTHY CONSISTENTLY RIP OUT HER HAIR
or just. like. idk give you a bj and order pizza because that sounds way easier rn
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pizza & beer on me
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i have no follow up
but hdu
lmao babe it's ALWAYS on you
maybe i should grab this one
or whatever
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That does explain the bruises on half my body, though. I mean more bruises than usual from a drunken bender.