Open RP post

[onteamdyson]

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[notblayde]

whats wrong with therapy!

[onteamdyson]

it means theres something wrong with us which is what i thought in the first place babe!

[notblayde]

its healthy! its not jsut for crazy people! I go to therapy

[onteamdyson]

........................ when

[notblayde]

15th & 28th of every month

used 2 b weekly

[onteamdyson]

I THOUGHT THOSE WERE YOUR NERD TOURNAMENTS! LIKE THE ONES WITH THE CARDS OR THE LITTLE METAL DUDES!

wow i do not pay attention to half the stuff you say. maybe thats whats wrong with me

[notblayde]

oh
thats bc i never told u until now

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[onteamdyson]

babe

baeb


babe


how could you NOt tell me a thing like this

[notblayde]

... it was going well so far???

[onteamdyson]

the therapy or the not telling me?

[notblayde]

yes?

[onteamdyson]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

[notblayde]

kenzi!
it was working! whats the problem!

[onteamdyson]

i should have known that! we should know things about each other! all the things... like. keeping up with the kardashians levels of tmi! I wanna know the stuff. about you. and i dont and thats whats wrong with us

[notblayde]

...

u sound like my therapist

"communication is important" "u need 2 talk 2 ppl more"

[onteamdyson]

you dont have to talk to OTHER PEOPLE but you srsly need to talk to your girlfriend

[notblayde]

ur actually mad about this

it was just a part of my life from before
i didnt think it was important

[onteamdyson]

im not mad im just
idk
bothered?
or guilty for not even knowing?!
IDK!
we're fucked up but we should be fucked up together

of course its important you flying ball of dicks!



you're important to me. so obvi.

[notblayde]

ugh

dont be guilty i shouldve said something
fuck this is a mess & now there are ~*feelings*~ involved

he likes u
from what ive told at least

[onteamdyson]

THERE'S ALWAYS FEELINGS INVOLVED no matter what i say to preserve my rep

who? the therapist?! HE LIKES ME? you TALK ABOUT ME? omg
what does he say

[notblayde]

omg would you calm down??

of c i talk about you!
he thinks ur a good fit. idk. healthy for me. smth like that.

[onteamdyson]

no. never.

......................WHAT? HEALTHY? are you sure he didn't say stealthy or ... melthy
i mean. i guess. ur like the nicest guy ive ever dated. and the longest ive ever dated anyone? so.

ugh.

[notblayde]

so dramatic

yeah! i was surprised too! idk he said something about consistency & reciprocation & a lot of other things

i pay him enough that i should trust his opinion

[onteamdyson]

oh yeeaaaaaaah i keep forgetting we have to pay for medical stuff here. probs cuz you just do it for me.

did she not...
did your ex not consistently reciprocate things

[notblayde]

prob

christ
what a complicated subject
lets go w no

[onteamdyson]

im gonna fight her
im gonna kick her ass babe
im gonna reciprocate my fist into her face
IM GONNA HEALTHY CONSISTENTLY RIP OUT HER HAIR

or just. like. idk give you a bj and order pizza because that sounds way easier rn

[notblayde]

i appreciate the sentiment but plz dont go back 2 jail on my account

pizza & beer on me

[onteamdyson]

ok listen
i have no follow up
but hdu

lmao babe it's ALWAYS on you
maybe i should grab this one
or whatever