Open RP post

[onteamdyson]

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[onteamdyson]

THERE'S ALWAYS FEELINGS INVOLVED no matter what i say to preserve my rep

who? the therapist?! HE LIKES ME? you TALK ABOUT ME? omg
what does he say

[notblayde]

omg would you calm down??

of c i talk about you!
he thinks ur a good fit. idk. healthy for me. smth like that.

[onteamdyson]

no. never.

......................WHAT? HEALTHY? are you sure he didn't say stealthy or ... melthy
i mean. i guess. ur like the nicest guy ive ever dated. and the longest ive ever dated anyone? so.

ugh.

[notblayde]

so dramatic

yeah! i was surprised too! idk he said something about consistency & reciprocation & a lot of other things

i pay him enough that i should trust his opinion

[onteamdyson]

oh yeeaaaaaaah i keep forgetting we have to pay for medical stuff here. probs cuz you just do it for me.

did she not...
did your ex not consistently reciprocate things

[notblayde]

prob

christ
what a complicated subject
lets go w no

[onteamdyson]

im gonna fight her
im gonna kick her ass babe
im gonna reciprocate my fist into her face
IM GONNA HEALTHY CONSISTENTLY RIP OUT HER HAIR

or just. like. idk give you a bj and order pizza because that sounds way easier rn

[notblayde]

i appreciate the sentiment but plz dont go back 2 jail on my account

pizza & beer on me

[onteamdyson]

ok listen
i have no follow up
but hdu

lmao babe it's ALWAYS on you
maybe i should grab this one
or whatever